Wagner Group defects from Russian control, marches on Moscow, stops before getting there

[GinAg (39)]

I'll be forced to watch Glastonbury instead.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Zu]

Just got a notification from my newspaper saying that Lukashenko has told Reuters that Prigozjin has agreed to stop the march.

How does HE know? Have the more gossipy Wagner girls been texting him?

 

[Zu]

I'll be forced to watch Glastonbury instead.

Christ no. Anything but that. The current season of Drag Race. Gimme Gimme Gimme box sets. ANYTHING!

 

[GinAg (39)]

The full stop after the comma is making me feel very ill.

 

[Lucille]

Put that BASS in your walk Prigozhin honey!

 

[Zu]

WELL DONE PRIGGY. Seems a bit stupid to go all that way then give up

 

[Zu]

The full stop after the comma is making me feel very ill.

Yes, can this evil be addressed please

 

[Lucille]

Maybe they’ve just stopped for a quick coffee and bite to eat in Pumpkin.

 

[Lucille]

Maybe they’ve just stopped for a quick coffee and bite to eat in Pumpkin.

God knows that will make them angry and violent enough to take Moscow.

 

[OutSynk]

WELL DONE PRIGGY. Seems a bit stupid to go all that way then give up

Apparently that Telegram message was fake and the audio message is real.

 

[Zu]

Maybe they’ve just stopped for a quick coffee and bite to eat in Pumpkin.

Even WAR CRIMINALS deserve a WELL-EARNED REST!

Bacon raw and tables filthy apparently

 

[Lucille]

I am NOT storming Moscow without my COOKIE CRUMBLE!

 

[OutSynk]

What a DAMP SQUIB.

 

[Lucille]

Maybe the troops should do some sexy shirtless dance routines on TikTok to appeal to Gen Z?

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

What a shit show.

 

[Lucille]

Maybe this is just the buzz coup before the proper coup?

 

[Zu]

What a load of old rubbish

GO BACK TO FLOGGING YOUR POXY HOT DOGS HUNTY!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

The similarities to this week’s episode of Drag Race are too much.

 

[GinAg (39)]

And now they've wasted a lot of time and money, digging up roads, shuffling bridges and making the whole place untidy. And for what?

 

[Zu]

The similarities to this week’s episode of Drag Race are too much.

I’m blaming RU for this. And Kandy obviously

 

[OutSynk]

Maybe this is just the buzz coup before the proper coup?

Move thread to Pop Toilet

 

[Lucille]

Omg no drag race spoilers in the military coup thread please.

 

[Zu]

Maybe the troops should do some sexy shirtless dance routines on TikTok to appeal to Gen Z?

Apparently top (rather than hot) dog SERGEI PENISCHENKO has agreed to parade it on OnlyFans to raise funds to finish the trip

 

[OutSynk]

Evening RUINED.

 

[Zu]

I’m LIVID

 

[Zu]

@ZenGiraffe Looks like it’s a night on the Malibu for you darlin’

 

[dmlaw]

I guess the only question now is whether it will be Putin or Prigozhin that falls out of a high window sometime in the next few weeks.

 

[Zu]

I guess the only question now is whether it will be Putin or Prigozhin that falls out of a high window sometime in the next few weeks.

I think it’s most likely to be our lily-livered sausage seller

 

[Art Decade]

No way Prigozhin is delusional enough to not know full well that his death is now mandatory for the regime.

 

[Zu]

I wonder what the “deal” involves? Unlimited hot dog buns? Pumpkin vouchers? Days out at SeaWorld?

 

[GinAg (39)]

I wonder what the “deal” involves? Unlimited hot dog buns? Pumpkin vouchers? Days out at SeaWorld?

2 for 1 at Madame Tussuards. Apparently desperate to be photographed with Queen Camilla.

 

[GNL]

I wonder what the “deal” involves? Unlimited hot dog buns? Pumpkin vouchers? Days out at SeaWorld?

Putin has offered to take him on a behind the scenes tour of the WINDOW MUSEUM.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Yevgeny Prigozhin gay?

HI GUESTS!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Putin has offered to take him on a behind the scenes tour of the WINDOW MUSEUM.

I had to Google that. Pleasingly it doesn’t disappoint and it's in Ipswich no less. That's next weekend sorted.

 

[Zu]

2 for 1 at Madame Tussuards. Apparently desperate to be photographed with Queen Camilla.

Apparently a TAKE HOME ALL YOU CAN CARRY offer from London’s exclusive M&Ms World store was enough for him to decide to tell the WAGNERETTES to retreat

 

[GinAg (39)]

WAGNERETTES

 

[GinAg (39)]

Yevgeny Prigozhin is said to be a huge Groupon fan. He loves 31% off a spa day pass.

In fact he was gifted the March On Moscow as part of an experience day offer, as a birthday present from his boyfriend.

 

[Lucille]

So is everyone just going to wake up tomorrow and pretend like nothing happened?

 

[Zu]

Yevgeny Prigozhin is said to be a huge Groupon fan. He loves 31% off a spa day pass.

In fact he was gifted the March On Moscow as part of an experience day offer, as a birthday present from his boyfriend.

Unfortunately Yevgeny’s boyfriend is a bit tight in more ways than one and as well as repeatedly not facilitating the pleasure of full depth penetration, he also failed to stump up for all the petrol money, resulting in the March On Moscow being brought to a premature end and the Wagnerettes left sobbing into their thin and milky drinks at a roadside Pumpkin