Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[ButterTart]

That was a 300/10 spectacle

 

[Alias #23]

The Brits in the bar going WILD FOR NORWAY

Just you and ZG then

 

[Sheena]

DOUZE POINTS

 

[dmlaw]

It's BEN from A1!

I’m assuming that they are Ylvis until evidence to the contrary is provided.

 

[Rita]

It is the sort of CRAZY SHIT I am here for, I can’t deny.

 

[Loufoque]

OK Norway, slay a little.

 

[dmlaw]

More to the point, the dancer on the left is Esther McVey.

 

[Alias #23]

Oh do please YUM YUM OFF

 

[Rita]

It is actually Ben!? I though @Nancy was babbling!

 

[Star]

Norway is little Kylie's favourite so far

 

[Beverley]

Norway is all performance, no song. I thought it was shit in the arena, but I really do think it’ll do well

 

[lolly]

My basic straight Eurovision fan friends are all over Norway

 

[COB]

Just you and ZG then

 

[Kratz]

This is shite - don’t even get the novelty factor

 

[Nancy]

It is actually Ben!? I though @Nancy was babbling!

ME? BABBLE?

 

[dmlaw]

That’s even more toilet paper than there is in @Soldi ‘s room.

 

[ButterTart]

Norway - Stunning. Just stunning.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Armenia channelling album 3 Jewel is unexpected.

 

[Rita]

She needs the toilet paper to wipe the SHIT LEAVING HER MOUTH.

 

[Nancy]

Get ready to charge your glasses for Terry!

 

[straightorbroken]

Is that love heart smeared with her faeces? Just gross.

 

[Kratz]

Sing up pet!

 

[Star]

Hope the toilet paper comes off OK tonight

 

[Star]

What was June 22nd BTW?

 

[lolly]

I quite like the aaaAAAAaaaaAaaahhh bits

The rest, NOT SO MUCH

 

[straightorbroken]

Those gays looked extremely bored

 

[Saltwater]

Loved it

 

[lolly]

Fuck me Laura is wearing some hideous outfits

 

[Beverley]

Watching the whole set rotate in the arena for Armenia was amazing!

 

[Beverley]

What was June 22nd BTW?

The day she wrote the song!

 

[COB]

What was June 22nd BTW?

@The Winged Victory of Samothrace you're required

 

[Rita]

OMG are we going to get a MENTION?

 

[Kratz]

Watching the whole set rotate in the arena for Armenia was amazing!

I will love watching that later (like Last Dance)

 

[COB]

Love watching Eurovision in the host country and having to sit through ADVERTS

 

[Rita]

Love watching Eurovision in the host country and having to sit through ADVERTS

Oh is that what is happening. I wondered why they weren’t getting on with it!

 

[dmlaw]

The day she wrote the song!

That’s quite a relief. With it being Armenia, I was wondering if it was something genocide related.

 

[ButterTart]

Are these supposed to be jokes though

 

[Beverley]

She needs the toilet paper to wipe the SHIT LEAVING HER MOUTH.

Omg Rota, you are so brutal!

 

[win_the_game]

Love watching Eurovision in the host country and having to sit through ADVERTS

You didn't miss much. Only 'highlights' from the first semi final.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Fuck me Laura is wearing some hideous outfits

It would work for Halloween this current one.