Darren Hayes - Homosexual (1 Viewer)

Probably the only time it's okay to tell someone they DON'T NEED TO SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS.

The stuff he's released hasn't beemn awful but I actively hate Let's Try Being in Love after Spotify just wouldn't STOP putting it on my daily mixes.
 
Good for Darren I say.

I've been (coincidentally) blasting Dublin Sky and having a melancholic shower this morning. Then I saw this thread and it perked me up.
 
Anyway, I wish he had been FULLY COMMITTED to the project and recreated this Miss Papaya album cover.

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It’s funny that “Darren Hayes - Homosexual” would seem like a statement of fact on Moopy… unless it’s by the man himself 🤔
 
It’s funny that “Darren Hayes - Homosexual” would seem like a statement of fact on Moopy… unless it’s by the man himself 🤔
It’s Darren Hayes who should follow the mopsy style and actually call his album Homosexual + bottom + also top + caught getting bummed in an alley etc.
 
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I could definitely have gotten on board with

Darren Hayes - Stately Homosexual
 
Gay Homosexual is going to be my debut E.P. A video will be filmed for a buzz track called "Bottom or Pig? The Choice Is Yours" and yes it's a Confide In Me re-write produced by Trevor Horn with remixes done by Flood and Voodoo & Serano.
 
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Probably the only time it's okay to tell someone they DON'T NEED TO SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS.

The stuff he's released hasn't beemn awful but I actively hate Let's Try Being in Love after Spotify just wouldn't STOP putting it on my daily mixes.

Wow even your streaming services are calling you a homo. HOW GAY ARE YOU?
 
Oh Rachey brave Darren Hayes dima bilan launching into sultry gem gay nude dead upskirt eating a banana on a spacehopper zoo visit cunt pics gloryhole surprise now accepting lives semen splash disguised as school faces sunlight.
 
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Let me know if there’s a ballad like Insatiable.
 
I've been intermittently attempting to press play all day and I just can't yet

If he loves the 80s so much why doesn't he make short fucking albums

:D

He was inspired by extended mixes apparently. Or he's permanently baked these days. Both seem likely.

One of the songs (Do You Remember) popped up in my Friday New Music Mix this morning and it was as forgettable as the rest of the releases. And just as long - 5:43!
 
Loving this. I didn't think he had it in him (too bad he didn't just call them all Homosexual Act 1 through to 14 though).
 
I'll be living my best fabulous homosexual life tomorrow by sitting at home and waiting for the dryer repair man to arrive so maybe I'll have a first listen party

Or maybe I'll wait for the dryer to be fixed to press play and see if track one is finished by the time my clothes are done
 
A five star review from the Independent has piqued my interest, I must admit…
 

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