A Nadine Coyle post-GA thread

[Yvonne Mondle]

Actually I did once have a LIAISONETTE with someone from Belfast (who I was convinced worked for the IRA because he was very shady as to what his job was and why he was in London) and neither of us could really understand a word of what the other was saying. MARVELLOUS

 

[Iguana]

WHAT NONSENSE

I’d get them to speak ALL THE TIME! “Oh go on! Say HOW NOW BROWN COW again!”

Now I REALLY want to hear this

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

@monsta to WhatsApp new BFF Nadine and ask her to throw together a MOOPY EXCLUSIVE ‘How Now Brown Cow’ mp3

I’d also like to know what perfume she was wearing, please

 

[Kala]

I’d also like to know what perfume she was wearing, please

Irish Mist, of course!

 

[monsta]

@monsta to WhatsApp new BFF Nadine and ask her to throw together a MOOPY EXCLUSIVE ‘How Now Brown Cow’ mp3

I’d also like to know what perfume she was wearing, please

It was very flyourey

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

I bet she’s the type to use half the bottle in one go

Now that, dear chat loungers, is what you call a TRUE STAR

 

[straightorbroken]

I wish I had timed my break-up better to have been back in Scotland sooner to have seen this. The Kelly Llorenna throwback pictures are ineffable.

 

[Shirley]

Very TITSY at Chester Pride I see

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Also quite TONGUEY

 

[Iguana]

And SHINY-EY

 

[SystemAddict]

Nadine was the subject of a recent "Living With..." programme on Irish television where she was trailed and quizzed over a weekend during glamorous Hull Pride. Amnesia set in when it came to Girls Aloud breakup questions ("Eht wuhz TAIN YEEHURS AGOI"), although she did issue a statement on THAT flour meme ("PYHAR AGNURRHANCE").

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

“Me own MULK”

 

[VoR]

Loving this callback to her reign of terror at NADINE’S IRISH MIST



“Chefs are notoriously temperamental…”

 

[Sheena]

It's the SHOCK AND HORROR on Nicola's face as she says she had to cook, er....SALADS.

 

[Apoca]

The moment Nicola burst out "THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS" I already lost it when I listened to it on the podcast but her wide eyes and everyone's fits of giggles really add to it.

 

[Pipo]

Nadine's pronunciation of EVERYTHING will never not amuse me.

"this huge bag of FRIERS"

 

[jivafox]

CRUMBLING UNDER THE WEIGHT

 

[Jark]

what a scream she really has too much personality for the others to handle