Captain Sir Tom Moore DEAD (1 Viewer)

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OH NO

Let's appeal the ban on Dame Hannah's behalf, on the grounds that anything removing her from public life is AGAINST SOCIETY'S ENTERTAINMENT NEEDS

But spectacular work from the glowing vengeance demon Jilly

Spa demolished. Home up for sale. Public shaming. Uninvited from Wimbledon. Children exposed to Piers Morgan. All for the crime of failing to invite Jilly for a jacuzzi soak.

The next step must be a televised hanging, no?
 
Wicked family. Noted concrete manufactor,
Captain Sir Major Lazer Tom OBE, must have been so disappointed with his bitch daughter. That or he was in on it too.
 
I discovered the Captain Tom cash-grab book of mawkish life lessons is actually on display in my office

I have never been more proud to work for this company
 
I enjoyed watching this earlier:


Sadly it's another opportunity for the woke Britain-hating BBC to sully poor Hannah's good name further, but it features a brief archive appearance from Moopy favourite Jilly.


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Oh I am going to save this for the weekend!
 
I feel slightly AWFUL but I get a bit giddy every time this thread gets bumped :D

It’s truly the gift that keeps giving!
 
I never want Hannah to leave us

Never have I wanted to afford a life coach more, but let's face it Hannah isn't the sort to let you get away with a one-time hour session. Once you're in, you'd better believe you're funding a holiday home in Monaco for LIFE
 
“I developed and delivered transformative strategy to increase bottom line profit”

Only people who know absolutely nothing about business talk like this.
 
The thing is that grift DOES sell

The number of "Strategy Managers" and "Transformation Directors" my evil corporation has employed or contracted. Nobody ever sees them, hears from them, or has a clue what they're doing, and they're usually sacked off after a year. But they've taken home £300k in bonuses and settlements in the meantime.

Champagne at the spa all around!
 
I never want Hannah to leave us

Never have I wanted to afford a life coach more, but let's face it Hannah isn't the sort to let you get away with a one-time hour session. Once you're in, you'd better believe you're funding a holiday home in Monaco for LIFE
She the sort to charge you for ten sessions upfront and then block you!
 
The thing is that grift DOES sell

The number of "Strategy Managers" and "Transformation Directors" my evil corporation has employed or contracted. Nobody ever sees them, hears from them, or has a clue what they're doing, and they're usually sacked off after a year. But they've taken home £300k in bonuses and settlements in the meantime.

Champagne at the spa all around!

Stupid job titles is one thing. But Hannah clearly likes to play nonsense corporate word scrabble. She definitely scored top marks for that post.

Also:

"I do things, and I've done stuff, I'll help you do better like I did, if you pay me money. Oh and I don't know why life coaches get a bad rep."

:D
 
Stupid job titles is one thing. But Hannah clearly likes to play nonsense corporate word scrabble. She definitely scored top marks for that post.

Also:

"I do things, and I've done stuff, I'll help you do better like I did, if you pay me money. Oh and I don't know why life coaches get a bad rep."

:D

To be fair to her, I can see why nonsense word scramble feels a better sales pitch than "I will teach you how to commercialise dying relatives"
 

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