Introduce yourself

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Step Into Soldi]

She’s HOME!

 

[Winter Wandaland ᱬ]

She’s HOME!

Hide all your faves she's coming for next week's POTW #1.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

This isn’t GOOD HOUSEKEEPING SLUT. However…

Use tea bags THRICE. Shoplift pricey essentials (fig rolls, etc.). Use FLORA instead of fancy and very dear lubricants when hubby or men friends express a taste for ramming it up the bumhole

Oh HOW I'VE MISSED YOU SO

 

[Jocasta Clun]

 

[Suedey’s Boy Child]

It's me.

 

[Auld Lang Zen]

It's me.

Hi

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

It's me.

Cathy?

 

[Fanny]

It's me.

 

[Dirty]

It's me.

Hi

 

[Home Admlawne]

Hi

I’m the problem

 

[KindaFestive]

Dirty fanny?

 

[I Saw Funky Kissing Santa Claus]

I blame the weather balloons for this INCURSION

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

Is it Suedey?

 

[I Saw Funky Kissing Santa Claus]

He is a Sarah Mac FAN

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

He is a Sarah Mac FAN

And of course, although never mentioned, a Madonna fan.

Omg.

 

[I Saw Funky Kissing Santa Claus]

Ag and me to receive prizes for this STELLAR DETECTIVE TEAMWORK pls.

 

[Step Into Soldi]

Cathy?

I’m so cold.

 

[Suedey’s Boy Child]

It's me
I'm the problem
It's me
Your Cathy
I'm so cold
I'm so stupid
Cause I used to live in a Fuzzy dream.

 

[I Saw Funky Kissing Santa Claus]

It's me
I'm the problem
It's me
Your Cathy
I'm so cold
I'm so stupid
Cause I used to live in a Fuzzy dream.

Your secret is safe with me hun x

 

[Winter Wandaland ᱬ]

It's me
I'm the problem
It's me
Your Cathy
I'm so cold
I'm so stupid
Cause I used to live in a Fuzzy dream.

Nota? RAPIDA????

 

[It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tischmas]

@Mary Whitehouse welcome hoping our humble chat monge meets your fine standards but please do let us know should anything slip

 

[It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tischmas]

Nota? RAPIDA????

 Ugh

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

@Mary Whitehouse welcome hoping our humble chat monge meets your fine standards but please do let us know should anything slip

I certainly will not be talking about slips or any other undergarments, such as knickers, smalls, boxers, briefs, thongs, jockstraps, pantaloons, long johns, petticoats or crotchless panties. Perish the thought.

 

[It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tischmas]

I certainly will not be talking about slips or any other undergarments, such as knickers, smalls, boxers, briefs, thongs, jockstraps, pantaloons, long johns, petticoats or crotchless panties. Perish the thought.

What about UNMENTIONABLES?

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

What about UNMENTIONABLES?

Keep it that way.

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

A/S/L, m8? 112/ Don't be disgusting/ In a nice Christian home
What led you here? FILTH
Tell us something intriguing about yourself. I'm friends with Cliff Richard
Construct a scandalous rumour involving a beloved celebrity and an obscure sexual practise. This exactly the kind of provocative rubbish, that is rotting young minds. But since you asked, Malcolm Muggeridge definitely likes shrimping.

 

[Penelope]

Right is this Ag, Zu Klara or Donna

 

[Cobfort and Joy]

Or you?

 

[It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tischmas]

No I've run the numbers, and it's definitely Mary Whitehouse.

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

I can see all you heretics are going to keep me very busy indeed!

 

[Suedey’s Boy Child]

Must me my baby and my darling Zuette!

 

[Kratz My Goal]

Who the fuck is @Ask Me About JESUS

 

[Carla12]

ok, let's try, I'm 21, I work a lot, like a horse and I'm still studying at the university, I try to take only the best from life, but I have to pay a high price for it, I like non-standard tights

 

[Cobfort and Joy]

Welcome @Carla12!

 

[KindaFestive]

Welcome How did you find us Carla?

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

ok, let's try, I'm 21, I work a lot, like a horse and I'm still studying at the university, I try to take only the best from life, but I have to pay a high price for it, I like non-standard tights

Like a horse? You get RODE A LOT THEN?

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

Welcome How did you find us Carla?

Riding.

 

[KindaFestive]

Like a horse? You get RODE A LOT THEN?

How come you never flirt like this with me?

 

[Fairytale of Big Ron]

ok, let's try, I'm 21, I work a lot, like a horse and I'm still studying at the university, I try to take only the best from life, but I have to pay a high price for it, I like non-standard tights

Show non-standard tights pls