Introduce yourself

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Soldi]

She’s HOME!

 

[OutSynk]

She’s HOME!

Hide all your faves she's coming for next week's POTW #1.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

This isn’t GOOD HOUSEKEEPING SLUT. However…

Use tea bags THRICE. Shoplift pricey essentials (fig rolls, etc.). Use FLORA instead of fancy and very dear lubricants when hubby or men friends express a taste for ramming it up the bumhole

Oh HOW I'VE MISSED YOU SO

 

[Jocasta Clun]

 

[Suedehead]

It's me.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's me.

Hi

 

[AGinAg (38)]

It's me.

Cathy?

 

[Fanny]

It's me.

 

[Dirty]

It's me.

Hi

 

[dmlaw]

Hi

I’m the problem

 

[KC 🦋]

Dirty fanny?

 

[funky]

I blame the weather balloons for this INCURSION

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Is it Suedey?

 

[funky]

He is a Sarah Mac FAN

 

[AGinAg (38)]

He is a Sarah Mac FAN

And of course, although never mentioned, a Madonna fan.

Omg.

 

[funky]

Ag and me to receive prizes for this STELLAR DETECTIVE TEAMWORK pls.

 

[Soldi]

Cathy?

I’m so cold.

 

[Suedehead]

It's me
I'm the problem
It's me
Your Cathy
I'm so cold
I'm so stupid
Cause I used to live in a Fuzzy dream.

 

[funky]

It's me
I'm the problem
It's me
Your Cathy
I'm so cold
I'm so stupid
Cause I used to live in a Fuzzy dream.

Your secret is safe with me hun x

 

[OutSynk]

It's me
I'm the problem
It's me
Your Cathy
I'm so cold
I'm so stupid
Cause I used to live in a Fuzzy dream.

Nota? RAPIDA????

 

[Tisch]

@Mary Whitehouse welcome hoping our humble chat monge meets your fine standards but please do let us know should anything slip

 

[Tisch]

Nota? RAPIDA????

 Ugh

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

@Mary Whitehouse welcome hoping our humble chat monge meets your fine standards but please do let us know should anything slip

I certainly will not be talking about slips or any other undergarments, such as knickers, smalls, boxers, briefs, thongs, jockstraps, pantaloons, long johns, petticoats or crotchless panties. Perish the thought.

 

[Tisch]

I certainly will not be talking about slips or any other undergarments, such as knickers, smalls, boxers, briefs, thongs, jockstraps, pantaloons, long johns, petticoats or crotchless panties. Perish the thought.

What about UNMENTIONABLES?

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

What about UNMENTIONABLES?

Keep it that way.

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

A/S/L, m8? 112/ Don't be disgusting/ In a nice Christian home
What led you here? FILTH
Tell us something intriguing about yourself. I'm friends with Cliff Richard
Construct a scandalous rumour involving a beloved celebrity and an obscure sexual practise. This exactly the kind of provocative rubbish, that is rotting young minds. But since you asked, Malcolm Muggeridge definitely likes shrimping.

 

[Penelope]

Right is this Ag, Zu Klara or Donna

 

[COB]

Or you?

 

[Tisch]

No I've run the numbers, and it's definitely Mary Whitehouse.

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

I can see all you heretics are going to keep me very busy indeed!

 

[Suedehead]

Must me my baby and my darling Zuette!

 

[Kratz]

Who the fuck is @Ask Me About JESUS

 

[Carla12]

ok, let's try, I'm 21, I work a lot, like a horse and I'm still studying at the university, I try to take only the best from life, but I have to pay a high price for it, I like non-standard tights

 

[COB]

Welcome @Carla12!

 

[KC 🦋]

Welcome How did you find us Carla?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

ok, let's try, I'm 21, I work a lot, like a horse and I'm still studying at the university, I try to take only the best from life, but I have to pay a high price for it, I like non-standard tights

Like a horse? You get RODE A LOT THEN?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Welcome How did you find us Carla?

Riding.

 

[KC 🦋]

Like a horse? You get RODE A LOT THEN?

How come you never flirt like this with me?

 

[big ron]

ok, let's try, I'm 21, I work a lot, like a horse and I'm still studying at the university, I try to take only the best from life, but I have to pay a high price for it, I like non-standard tights

Show non-standard tights pls