Katy Perry - Smile (5th Studio Album)

[Jark]

I love that even accompanying a minor pushback she announces a new promo hustle. These other bitches just put a quick "sorry" in their notes app and that's it. She's working to give the beb a trust fund!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I mean she can do as much promo as she likes, it's not delivering her a HIT!

 

[Jark]

Katy Perry is post-"hit single" thankyou very much

 

[OutSynk]

Katy Perry is post-"hit single" thankyou very much

 

[Pipo]

Katy Perry is post-"hit single" thankyou very much

careful now, Jessie J and Natasha Bedingfield once uttered those same words

 

[joanne]

just because she's over doesn't mean the bops are really over and if i think it over maybe she will be coming back and snapping with a bop album all over again

 

[Devil]

OK just listened to Smile by accident, I’m sorry is this not a grade A bop?!

 

[Jark]

of course it is what else would one expect from the high priestess of pregnant pop?

 

[Tisch]

OK just listened to Smile by accident, I’m sorry is this not a grade A bop?!

"by accident"

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OK just listened to Smile by accident, I’m sorry is this not a grade A bop?!

Maybe in 2012 but in the 2020 post-folklore Covid19 saison it's all a bit 'meh'.

 

[Jark]

it came out before folklore and there's always space for a good SUNNY BOP

 

[Cerro de Casa]

This is me trying, @Jark

 

[SDF]

I'm so glad Katy was kind and let Taylor have her moment

 

[HeLikedTurner]

She's chucked a load of new picture discs and alternate album covers on her US store, including that fan-made one!

 

[joanne]

i like these two.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

She's chucked a load of new picture discs and alternate album covers on her US store, including that fan-made one!

Where Taylor Swift leads...

 

[OutSynk]

Apparently Max Martin is on the album. There will be at least one good song.

 

[OutSynk]

i like these two.

I like the one where she's crying cum.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

WTF. Worst.

 

[POP!]

I like the one where she's crying cum.

relatable queen etc

 

[Sheena]

At least it's DISCO CUM

 

[Jark]

I love all the alternate covers but the fact that she used the fanmade one is amazing. I'd snatch a picture disc if they were on the UK store.

a couple of snippets from her livestream




second one sounds a bit Dark Horse-y. Smile video Aug 14th.

 

[Pipo]

I like the one where she's crying cum.

you know from a certain angle she looks like ADELE here

hopefully more sales from thinking being its actually her

 

[joanne]

smart. she should have made the album cover "iconic" by not having any text on it at all. that would make at least 5k assume its skinny ADELE's new album.

and 5k is like 500k in Katy's current state.

 

[joanne]

on second thought people might assume its Ella Henderson, which is still positive.

 

[HeLikedTurner]

So because Ellen and her producers weren’t vile to a huge star, there’s no issue apparently. Thanks for your input Katherine!

 

[SDF]

Dr Luke and NOW THIS

 

[OutSynk]

CANCELLED!

 

[Pipo]

you really think she was gonna be honest about it? :clown emoji:

Remember when Ellen was petty and totally forgot Katy was married before?

 

[SDF]

Get those streams (from hell*)


*aka Apple Music @Pingu

 

[Loufoque]

What a surprise the poster-child for white privilege of the '10s enjoyed special treatment on The (h)Ellen Show.

Someone cancel, delete and replace this bitch.

 

[Pipo]

What a surprise the poster-child for white privilege of the '10s enjoyed special treatment on The (h)Ellen Show.

Someone cancel, delete and replace this bitch.

they're already planning that hun but honestly, this just looks like an expansion pack of HELL

 

[Jark]

James Corden is WORSE! He's actually SO INSECURE I can't STAND to watch him! At least Ellen is COMFORTABLE being EVIL!

Barf!

 

[Jark]

What a surprise the poster-child for white privilege of the '10s enjoyed special treatment on The (h)Ellen Show.

Someone cancel, delete and replace this bitch.

oh shut up

 

[HeLikedTurner]

James Corden is WORSE! He's actually SO INSECURE I can't STAND to watch him! At least Ellen is COMFORTABLE being EVIL!

Barf!

Just put them both in a room with an array of sharp implements and let them butcher each other to death. I'd happily watch that.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

What a surprise the poster-child for white privilege of the '10s enjoyed special treatment on The (h)Ellen Show.

Someone cancel, delete and replace this bitch.

No lies detected there I'm afraid.

Oh, and @Jark:

Spoiler

 

[SDF]

Oh not James Corden

 

[vespertine]

28:30 is when possibly naked Orlando makes an appearance.

 

[Iguana]

She's quite rude to her fans She answers every question with "of course" with a "what a stupid question" raised eyebrow look

 

[Jark]

She's quite rude to her fans She answers every question with "of course" with a "what a stupid question" raised eyebrow look

Of course. She learned the art of evil from Ellen, stupid.