Melodifestivalen 2023 GOSSIP OCH BITCHING THREAD

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

 

[Madison]

Eva and Ewa’s song title is annoyingly close to Norway 1984. Will it be as good?

A: No

 

[C’est la VoR]

Heat 1 looks quite stacked on name recognition alone!

You'd expect Victor, LouLou, Eva/Ewa, Elov & Benny, Tone and Jon-Henrik to be in the mix to qualify, and I wouldn't count out the twink either.

 

[HalamaK]

Heat 1 looks quite stacked on name recognition alone!
and I wouldn't count out the twink either.

I would

 

[babun]

I think the same. Literally any of them could qualify. It is up to the song and the hype here I guess.

 

[HalamaK]

Tone will in all likelyhood be the last beacon of hope for schlager. That is unless the last unknown is revealed to be someone long forgotten (aka Jenny Silver).

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Darin's tour dates start next September...

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

"Cornelia hopefully bringing the ‘find a note, ANY note’ energy of a Love Generation performance."

I think that was me?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

If I had to guess, I reckon Tone's opening heat one and Jon Henrik's closing, with Panetoz opening heat two and THEOZ or Maria Sur closing.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

The spelling error in Tone's song title has been irritating me all day long.

 

[FetchFugly]

The spelling error in Tone's song title has been irritating me all day long.

Yes, and Rhythm of My Show is a slightly odd name for a song to begin with.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

The only thing that can SALVAGE the line up is the unexpected return of Sigrid Bernson.

WITH ALL MY LOVIN' TONIIIIGHT

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

The only thing that can SALVAGE the line up is the unexpected return of Sigrid Bernson.

WITH ALL MY LOVIN' TONIIIIGHT

QUEEN!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Let it be known that, TO THIS DAY, "WITH ALL MY LOVIN' TONIIIIIIIIGHT!" is the BATSIGNAL I greet @Suomi with at the beginning of every single real life clash

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

The only thing that can SALVAGE the line up is the unexpected return of Sigrid Bernson.

WITH ALL MY LOVIN' TONIIIIGHT

She's singing on the cruise ships these days last I saw A modern day Swedish answer to JANE McDONALD with all the talent.

 

[Kaleen]

The rumours are now flying around about Miss P being BACK BACK BACK and it’s all been very last minute.

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

The rumours are now flying around about Miss P being BACK BACK BACK and it’s all been very last minute.

Source??

 

[babun]

Source??

Escforum.net probably. Two members claim she has been brought there last minute.

 

[Kaleen]

Source??

Just one of the fan forums. So take it with a pinch of salt.

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

Escforum.net probably. Two members claim she has been brought there last minute.

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

I wonder where they have got that from?

 

[Alla]

So not even a rumour but the fantasy of a eurofan. Cool.

 

[Alla]

Charlotte was approached last night in front of her home and asked to join MF and she said yes, OMG.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Charlotte was approached last night in front of her home and asked to join MF and she said yes, OMG.

she was approached by two stalkers, uhmm I mean our two DELIGHT EVIL TWINS who offered her a 3 euro discount to perform one of their BEAUTIFUL songs.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I wonder where they have got that from?

Okay fine I admit it.....Spirit is me

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Charlotte Perrelli called me personally to say she was in

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

(don't tell anyone though guys it's a really big secret)

 

[Alla]

(don't tell anyone though guys it's a really big secret)

Please blink twice if it's a schlager.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Charlotte Perrelli called me personally to say she was in

You are JessAn and I claim my 5 krona

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Please blink twice if it's a schlager.

Yes. It's a song about toxic shock syndrome

 

[win_the_game]

Don't get your hopes up loves. It'll be SUZZIE TAPPER.

 

[Madison]

Charlotte Perrelli is definitely back as a cameo in an interval comedy sketch.

 

[Alla]

Cheeky Kala had us all wet with "MIss P. is back", but nah, not the much anticipated return of Linda Pritchard, but that Perrelli woman.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Cheeky Kala had us all wet with "MIss P. is back", but nah, not the much anticipated return of Linda Pritchard, but that Perrelli woman.

Well I for one thought Miss P was Suzi P rebranding and relaunching her career.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

The rumours are now flying around about Miss P being BACK BACK BACK and it’s all been very last minute.

I'm ready for the VENGEANCE of MISS PRYTZ.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Don't get your hopes up loves. It'll be SUZZIE TAPPER.

She's dead love

 

[HalamaK]

Anyways, who would've needed Charlotte's long forgotten

the last beacon of hope for schlager. That is unless the last unknown is revealed to be someone long forgotten

The rumours are now flying around about Miss P being BACK BACK BACK and it’s all been very last minute.

Yup! I'm surprised that no one got my hints from earlier today

 

[HalamaK]

This will be a great year

 

[babun]

So it is the band Casanovas probably, not Charlotte

Huge chance for Loreen, Marcus & Martinus and Smash Into Pieces in heat 4. Watch Loreen flop again...

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Marcus & Martinus are heat three, no?