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Speaking of WET FLANNELS
Oh this picture has ALWAYS been a favourite
at this shameful, hateful toss getting THREE TWELVES!7th: Scooch - Flying the Flag (For You) (120 points)
Representing the UK at its most "here, LAP THIS UP you BASIC FAGS", this was probably *spiritually* the national nadir in terms of BBC effort - but god, if we're going to fail miserably every year, I really wouldn't mind us doing THIS a little more often from time to time these days. A teenage Pen was furious at the time, with the much mourned Cyndi being knocked out of the way as that prick Barrowman laid it on thick for the viewers asking "are you choosing a GOOD song, or a EUROVISION song?".
However, these days I've made my peace with it. True to form, it got completely steamrollered in the event - if you wanted camp fun on the night, you probably weren't paying much attention to anything immediately following Verka Serduchka, and lord knows Scooch were no Verka Serduchka - but I presume at least the UK fans had fun dancing to this at Euroclub. I don't ask for much, you know?
(separately, I'm pretty sure the shrewish black haired one has *also* had a 'seen in the wild' bareback on cam incident over the years )
3 x 12 (Tisch, ZenGiraffe, Jacques)
2 x 0 (Pingu, Madison)
I gave him a whole point10th: Martin Stenmarck - Las Vegas (15 points)
Go on girl, give us nothing!
Possibly the standout instance in the decade of a nation dropping the ball in its televised selection, gays across a continent were left horrified and tutting after having their Pavlovian instincts whetted in the high-wattage 2005 final by Sweden’s flag coming up, only for an OC-haired heterosexual to come manspreading out with a bevy of whores in the latest Juicy Couture fashions of the time and a song with all the excitement of an X Factor Big Band week. To add insult to injury, gays doing the extra reading have spent the years since being aghast on finding out it denied us THIS mad old witch manspreading out with a bevy of whores and chubby guitarists in the latest Juicy Cou-[someone give this sentence a better ending for me please cheers thanks x]. Fine, he made it up to us later to some extent with a fuckable bald phase and a fairly listenable Melodifestivalen comeback nearly a decade later, but some crimes truly do DEFY FORGIVENESS
With an overwhelming dismissal of a score from Moopy matched only by the likes of So Lucky and That’s How You Write A Song, I declare this NEITHER USE NOR ORNAMENT!
1 x 5 (David 5000)
15 x 0 (VoR, Penelope, Soldi, Pingu, ButterTart, Suomi, Ag, Tisch, ZenGiraffe, Music, Ill Advised, Broomhelga, Jacques, auretz, Diddy)
I bet there are SOME who thought Scooch was actually FUN in its truest sense, rather than voting for it for reasons which are mainly BLEAKI did wonder if the UK would get one of the biggest ranges of 12s, looks like we're on track on the basis I suppose that you've got give 12 to SOMETHING here
YOU'D BE SURPRISEDI just want to know who the waspish double entendres were even meant to appeal to. I know the gays can have low standards, but not THAT low.
6th: Daz Sampson - Teenage Life (134 points)
I have to admit - as the week's gone on, I've found myself ever-so slightly COMPELLED by this
6th: Daz Sampson - Teenage Life (134 points)
I have to admit - as the week's gone on, I've found myself ever-so slightly COMPELLED by this
If nothing else, you certainly can't accuse it of lacking ambition, which is more than you can say for most of what we've sent in the last twenty years. It's also one of the few post-millennium UK entries which actually viably passed for being in tune with the musical trends of the time, scoring three weeks in the UK top twenty and climbing to a peak of #8. I'm also quite drawn to how transparently do-or-die the whole thing was for him. Give or take the odd Jade Ewen and Lucie Jones, every UK entry this century has clearly been the last chance swansong of each performer's career, but few have reeked as much of it - or been as eminently watchable as a result - as Daz Sampson. It's basically Charlotte Perrelli - The Girl for straight men
4 x 12 (auretz, Zu 2, ButterTart, dmlaw - SEE! I TOLD YOU!)
1 x 0 (win the game)
We are clearly just correct. It hasn't been a long time since WE had a teenage life.
Also at my not being the only lunatic who gave it a 12
I didn't have the slightest intention of giving it a 12 until I revisited all of them and realised that's it's quite stirring in a weird way (mind you, G Major always sets me off)
If you strip away the ENTIRE Daz role, there is a good pop song in there!
We literally spent all the run up to this year talking about Rita entering for Cyprus?And @dazsampson remains the only Moopy poster to take part in Eurovision, I think?
I bet there are SOME who thought Scooch was actually FUN in its truest sense, rather than voting for it for reasons which are mainly BLEAK
EVERY vote in this section is shrouded in bleakness.