RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Nancy]

It usually comes from two faced bastards, "hun" is false as fuck

Only if you choose to read it that way

 

[big ron]

People saying darling, hun and all that shit

Hun

 

[Rita]

Don't do this again Rita after we made up

STOP TALKING SHITE.

 

[Rita]

Only if you choose to read it that way

I know, right. I call everyone I like darling and that does NOT make me insincere.

 

[Nancy]

I know, right. I call everyone I like darling and that does NOT make me insincere.

Me too. I use darling, dear, babe, love, hun, honey, petal, sweet pea….. no rhyme or reason for which I use at the time. I just let the term of endearment cascade from my lips.

 

[Inner Smile]

STOP TALKING SHITE.

 

[Inner Smile]

Sweet pea, really

 

[Nancy]

Sweet pea, really

REALLY

 

[Rita]

Sweet pea, really

Are you OK HUN?

 

[Inner Smile]

Are you OK HUN?

I'm not having the looks you are giving me, leave it

 

[Inner Smile]

In all honesty I'm fine i'll message you x

 

[Ellie]

Public toilets with doors that don’t lock. I’m talking about ones with a very simple locking mechanism but they’ve been screwed on too far away from the other end. How was this not noticed in the first instance, and why does it happen SO often?

 

[Saltwater]

Being emotionally attached to objects. Am tidying up and trying to free up some space and some boxes are full of little treasures of a younger me that I still can't let go. And it keeps me up from tidying up cause am like ohhhhh with every discovery

 

[Nancy]

MOUSEPADS OR TRACKPADS OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED

 

[Diddy]

Shiny Pokémon being almost exactly the same colour was the regular ones

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Shiny Pokémon being almost exactly the same colour was the regular ones

Gengar is so bad for this! Make it White, like a ghost, for god's sake!

 

[Nancy]

People wandering around glued to their phones.

 

[Pipo]

People wandering around glued to their phones.

people who do this but are playing awful music without a headset/airpods, whatever people use now, for all of us to enjoy

 

[Saltwater]

people who do this but are playing awful music without a headset/airpods, whatever people use now, for all of us to enjoy

Seen lots of kids doing this, is it expanding now to adults?

 

[Ellie]

Big charities who spend more in unnecessary admin than towards their actual cause.

Had to cancel a few minor direct debits this month due to increased outgoings, and since I did that I have been bombarded by fancy booklets and forms in the post asking me to reconsider. Even before I cancelled I would get random stuff in the post that I never asked for or could opt to cancel. An email from a mailing list would do. The cost to cover sending that kind of stuff is probably a sizeable percentage of the money they raise.

 

[Diddy]

Instagram videos of how to make Oreo icecream or similar.

It’s just NORMAL ICE CREAM WITH SMASHED UP BISCUITS IN IT, EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT

 

[Nancy]

@Diddy Please could you do a reaction video to Old Enough. Specifically the episode with the fish and the apples that keep rolling down the hill.

 

[Soldi]

@Diddy Please could you do a reaction video to Old Enough. Specifically the episode with the fish and the apples that keep rolling down the hill.

I discovered this the other week and that episode is literally the best thing ever

 

[octophone]

People wandering around glued to their phones.

Especially on stairs. Crawling up at half-a-mile per fortnight with a queue of folk behind you. Put the fucking thing down for 10 bastard seconds!!!

 

[Pipo]

Instagram videos of how to make Oreo icecream or similar.

It’s just NORMAL ICE CREAM WITH SMASHED UP BISCUITS IN IT, EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT

or WORSE. How to make "Oreo" NICECREAM. It's just a bunch of frozen MASHED bananas! You can't fool anyone!

 

[Alias #23]

Instagram videos of how to make Oreo icecream or similar.

It’s just NORMAL ICE CREAM WITH SMASHED UP BISCUITS IN IT, EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT

Oh it does sound quite tricky

 

[Nancy]

Uber Eats adverts

 

[Saltwater]

Whoever stole my African daisies while I was away and left an empty hole on the ground.

 

[Pipo]

Uber Eats adverts

There are new Uber Eats adverts announcing that they now accept crypto payments. Uhmm...

 

[Alias #23]

Whoever stole my African daisies while I was away and left an empty hole on the ground.

What sort of person DOES that?

I would at least fill the hole so I could say, "Oh! Perhaps the beavers ate them!" if I were asked where they'd gone

 

[Alias #23]

Don't do this again Rita after we made up

STOP TALKING SHITE.

 

[Kratz]

What sort of person DOES that?

I would at least fill the hole so I could say, "Oh! Perhaps the beavers ate them!" if I were asked where they'd gone

When I was a child somebody kept on stealing the roses my parents planted at the front of our garden - my poor dad gave up eventually!

 

[Alias #23]

When I was a child somebody kept on stealing the roses my parents planted at the front of our garden - my poor dad gave up eventually!

Not nice is it

 

[GNL]

When I was a child somebody kept on stealing the roses my parents planted at the front of our garden - my poor dad gave up eventually!

I know that Lana Del Rey could write one hell of a miseryballad about this.

 

[RJN]

Someone stole the flowerpot from where I used to work, which honestly I thought was funny and a unique situation, but I guess its notz

 

[Alias #23]

I know that Lana Del Rey could write one hell of a miseryballad about this.

Or maybe a POEM

Roses gone
Not pruned
Treat me bad daddy

FIN

 

[Nancy]

DEAD HEAD ME DADDY

 

[Kratz]

I know that Lana Del Rey could write one hell of a miseryballad about this.

Can she also get to the bottom of who kept torching our wheelie bin?

 

[Alias #23]

Can she also get to the bottom of who kept torching our wheelie bin?

Where exactly did you grow up? THAMESMEAD?

 

[GNL]

When I was a kid, there was a girl around the corner called Tammy. Her mum used to fill the wheelie bin with a hose and let us take turns using it as a 'swimming pool'.