RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Diddy]

How’s that going for you?

I’m still thinking

 

[Kate]

Also “Young Folks” by Peter, Bjorn and John. Isn’t it just using that old stereotypical ME SO CHINESEY thing as their main hook? I can’t not hear it

What?!

 

[Diddy]

What?!

This one - I didn’t know how to explain it because there aren’t any lyrics

 

[Diddy]

In fairness I didn’t explain it well

 

[Kate]

I have never noticed that before, but shit, now I always will

 

[Diddy]

Hot people insisting that they are just dorks

STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE

 

[Ellie]

Absolutely anyone who talks with confidence and an arrogant sense of authority on subjects in which they are not experts.

 

[Soldi]

Absolutely anyone who talks with confidence and an arrogant sense of authority on subjects in which they are not experts.

Isn’t that like half the posters on here

 

[Rita]

PRIME

 

[Diddy]

Remember a phrase you hate, and want to post in here, but someone on moopy uses it before you have the chance, and it would just look like a trademark Diddy sideswipe

 

[RJN]

Absolutely anyone who talks with confidence and an arrogant sense of authority on subjects in which they are not experts.

As a people expert, I’ll explain this. They are doing it to bother you

 

[OutSynk]

PRIME

I unsubscribed after the free trial.

 

[Diddy]

All of this. My face muscles can’t take all this incredulous frowning I have to do

 

[Kaleen]

That is fucking DISGUSTING

 

[Diddy]

Also that Bjork’s podcast series powered by mailchimp didn’t cover the album that was released around the same time the finished all the other albums.

Will I ever know what this fungus bollocks was about?

 

[Marina Salty]

Ants with wings

 

[Ellie]

LOUD people with no self awareness, particularly neighbours who regularly shout and scream for hours.

 

[ButterTart]

Fireworks

 

[jyxz]

When Claire from Steps does that nose crinkle thing

 

[Cerro de Casa]

When Claire from Steps sings

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Actually, Claire from Steps annoys me full stop dot periodttttt.


SUE ME, Moopy!

 

[RS]

Steps

 

[Inner Smile]

Stairs

 

[lolly]

People outside of London on escalators

 

[ZenGiraffe]

People outside of London on escalators

Londoners coming up here and being impatient on our escalators.

 

[GNL]

People who hold hands on escalators. Firstly, ew, secondly, I'm going to be late.

 

[Ill Advised]

People who get off escalators and stop for a conversation or to hug someone or just generally being in the way (not exclusive to London)

 

[lolly]

I marvel at the efficiency of escalators in London. Clueless fuckers who just stand together abreast them can piss off.

I know @Ellie at least will relate hard.

 

[Ellie]

Narrow busy pavements and there’s just one group of people slowly walking as if they’re having a romantic stroll in the park, but the 20+ people behind are walking at their pace because every one is “too polite” to just power past them.

 

[RS]

People outside of London on escalators

See also: Swedes from outside Stockholm

 

[Ellie]

London children who will wait a while for a bus but then get off after 1-2 stops. They should scrap the free travel for kids when they do that, or only allow their child Oysters to be valid at certain hours of the day and only valid more than one mile away from a school.

While fares were cheap back in the 90s, I’d always save my bus fare for sweets and just walk.

 

[Alex]

People who hold hands on escalators. Firstly, ew, secondly, I'm going to be late.

People who hold hands in public in general.
Always in the way and I don’t want to see that

 

[RJN]

When people hold my hand on the escalator

 

[Inner Smile]

My god you lot love to moan

 

[Alex]

My god you lot love to moan

We can’t ALL be sweetness and light like you

 

[Inner Smile]

MAIN CULPRITS

 

[Alex]

MAIN CULPRITS

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Digital hugs to them.
Though they probably hate hugs too

 

[COB]

I've been holding hands in public a lot recently, sorry everyone

 

[Kaleen]

I've been holding hands in public a lot recently, sorry everyone

Already? You’ll be moving on to tummy swords soon!

 

[Alex]

I've been holding hands in public a lot recently, sorry everyone

As long as you don’t hog the pavement and force people into the ROAD you are forgiven.
i just couldn’t i’d feel way too self conscious