RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

A guy told me that I wasn’t “comfortable being gay” because I didn’t want to hold his hand on a second date
That's quite fucked up. It's a very personal thing that won't be for everyone!
 
There was a couple at work who used to meet up every lunch time, hold hands and walk around the building. There was something so laughably playground about it.
 
There was a couple at work who used to meet up every lunch time, hold hands and walk around the building. There was something so laughably playground about it.
That’s kind of cute
 
A guy told me that I wasn’t “comfortable being gay” because I didn’t want to hold his hand on a second date

I have been on 2,000 dates with a guy and I still don't want to hold his hand in public. That shit's gay.
 
Yeah I’m not a hand holder outside, mainly because I never have a boyfriend :eyes:

But one thing I hate is people holding hands and forming human walls with no consideration of where other pedestrians are supposed to go. I don’t care if you’re in love, I don’t want to be clotheslined
 
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this style of hat.
 
Ebay sellers who pack things so ridiculously well that you'll probably damage whatever they have sent trying to open the parcel.
 
KIDS THESE DAYS that describe things are “so aesthetic”

WTF are you trying to say

Addendum
I was listening to a music podcast which for some reason had a “cultures” episode where they talked about Japanese architecture, despite barely even being able to talk about the music they normally talk about.

The audible one of the pair (also I hate terrible sound levels on podcasts, do they think we listen to them in soundproof rooms?) said “omg like I love Japanese buildings’ aetheticness”

They take a noun, start using it as an adjective with an unclear meaning, then they turn it into a noun? It’s like linguistically building a house on an Indian burial ground
 
Also the woman who sat next to me on the train has been CONSTANTLY rummaging in her bag, elbows flailing wildly
 
A fine example today of one of those old dears in our bargains shop (I popped in for a flapjack on my lunch break) who tries to shop and queue at the same time.

I.e. the queue for the till is in a narrow aisle and people have this thing of wanting to reserve their place in the queue ahead of time while still shuffling along doing their shopping in said aisle, kind of half in half out.

So here I am with just a flapjack to buy and limited time, and there she is with a massive basket full of stuff, arse in the air, fondling several packets of wagon wheels (probably in the belief they vary in size) and I think "I don't have time for this" and squeeze past to get served. Boy did she give me a TUTTING at.

Sure, if someone is clearly in the checkout queue ready to go and spots one thing they want to quickly grab on the way past fair enough. I'll stay behind them and wait. But look... one working person on a 30 minute lunch break, the required change in hand, trying to buy one item. One retired old lady with a big basket full of crap, still faffing around trying to decide which packet of wagon wheels to pop in her basket (after I've just waited behind her while she rummaged through packets of nuts doing the same thing), who will probably spend an eternity digging through her purse when she gets there. Sorry, none of this half-in-half-out of the queue business today, you're getting bypassed. Heaven forbid I cause you to wait the 3-5 seconds it takes me to pay now that the sheer audacity of someone breaking a sacred unspoken rule of British Half-Queueing has spurred you into suddenly making a decision.

Yeah I know... I'm the arsehole... but yeah taking the piss with "half in half out simultaneous queueing and shopping" is something I can't stand so...
 
Most people do that yeah

I think to be fair this particular lady was oblivious to me lurking behind her with one item looking at my watch, at least until her queue defence mechanism came into effect and by that point it's HOW DARE YOU no matter how many items you've got

But yeah as I see it, some level of "just grabbing this one thing and nipping back to the queue" is fine as I'm sure most reasonable people would agree, but if you're just basically trying to hold the position and do half your shopping at the same time then you forfeit your position!
 
Most people do that yeah

I think to be fair this particular lady was oblivious to me lurking behind her with one item looking at my watch, at least until her queue defence mechanism came into effect and by that point it's HOW DARE YOU no matter how many items you've got

But yeah as I see it, some level of "just grabbing this one thing and nipping back to the queue" is fine as I'm sure most reasonable people would agree, but if you're just basically trying to hold the position and do half your shopping at the same time then you forfeit your position!
Yeah, what an absolute cunt.
 
Everyone hates the fact that volume levels on broadcasts for TV are rubbish with invasively loud action/music at a different level to spoken dialogue. But I hate it when someone else has the remote and frantically turns the volume down for one small scene, but NEVER TURNS IT BACK UP.
 

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