Taylor and Joe Alwyn break-up after 6 years

[POP!]

 

[RJN]

The source is unquestionable

 

[POP!]

The source is unquestionable

It's confirmed by People / Billboard etc.

Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn Break Up After 6 Years Together

Taylor Swift — who's currently on her Eras tour — first started dating Joe Alwyn in 2016

people.com

 

[Marilyn]

 

[joanne]

please...
don't...
ever become a stranger whose
laugh..
i..
could recognise anywhere.

 

[octophone]

Next person I see tweeting "well, her next album will be great, eh?" gets tracked down for a hefty boot in the dick/fanny (delete as appropriate).

 

[joanne]

 

[GNL]

Taylor Swift might end up with Denise Welch as a mum-in-law

 

[Finn]

Would it kill Taylor to let someone who ISN'T FAMOUS up her for a change?

 

[GNL]

Would it kill Taylor to let someone who ISN'T FAMOUS up her for a change?

In her defense, Joe Alwyn is only famous because she let him up her

 

[octophone]

You know who else Healy is mates with? Bo Burnham. My fantasy crossover episode just moved a step closer, guys.

 

[Lucille]

Is Taylor ok?

 

[octophone]

She's fine - ultimately, she's probably just shagged a groupie on tour and who HASN'T?

 

[Jacques]

Taylor Swift might end up with Denise Welch as a mum-in-law

Ugh. I much prefer the Fernando Alonso fantasy.

 

[Jark]

a textbook post-breakup downgrade.

 

[joanne]

 

[octophone]

That IS a few years old, mind you.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Matty Healy is such a grimy little scrote. I have never understood the appeal whatsoever.

 

[Sheena]

I love that this entire thread has turned into what Blank Space is about…

 

[Pipo]

All of the GIRLS
You've LOVED
BE-
FORE
(ooooh)
Made you the ONE
I've
fallen
FoooOOOOooooOOr

 

[Jark]

 

[joanne]

are we silently cancelling her?

 

[octophone]

are we silently cancelling her?

Since when did the Swift standom do anything quietly?

 

[VoR]

This is one of the most unhinged things I’ve read in quite a while. Worth reading the entire thread.

 

[Eddie]

This is one of the most unhinged things I’ve read in quite a while. Worth reading the entire thread.

I don't keep up with Taylor Swift goss. Who is this man?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who?

 

[jivafox]

I don't keep up with Taylor Swift goss. Who is this man?

Denise Welch’s offspring!!!!

 

[Eddie]

Denise Welch’s offspring!!!!

He is ALL of those things?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh god I am down a rabbit hole now.

WHAT IS A NORMALOR?

 

[VoR]

My favourite parts

 

[VoR]

”Following that lead, I am choosing to go this weekend” is a line for the ages.

 

[Eddie]

So she's still going to the concert then? Erm.

 

[VoR]

Maybe somebody more aquainted with Matty Healy than I can shed some light, but from what I can tell the Hitler-esque descriptors she uses for him seem to be based on very little. He seems like a typical dumb pop star who occasionally says stupid things, and not much more.

Again I don’t have a huge knowledge of his life and career though so I may be wrong.

 

[GNL]

Never were so many words used to say SO LITTLE.

 

[Kratz]

She's rather invested in the life of a stranger....

(deletes Blanka avatar)

 

[VoR]

Oh my GOD!



Is it parody? WHO KNOWS?

 

[octophone]

That HAS to be a parody. I will not fight for a universe in which this is real.

 

[SystemAddict]

Elected TSFU Swiffer representatives on their way to a seasonal meeting:

 

[Funky]

My favourite parts

What in the dry fuck is this?

 

[VoR]

It’s all high grade insanity, but the bit about compelling Taylor to submit to ‘collective agreement’ on potentially problematic new boyfriends is truly brain-melting stuff.