UK General Election 2024 - Results Day (1 Viewer)

[Christian]

I've never seen a Gail's (OR a Pumpkin) in real life. I don't know how Dulwich and Tunbridge Wells (and me) have escaped. We've got a Pret and a Five Guys in Tunbridge Wells, but neither in Dulwich.

 

[GNL]

I've never seen a Gail's (OR a Pumpkin) in real life. I don't know how Dulwich and Tunbridge Wells (and me) have escaped. We've got a Pret and a Five Guys in Tunbridge Wells, but neither in Dulwich.

Too downmarket for a GAIL'S, too upmarket for a Pumpkin. No wonder Iain Dale HATES Tunbridge Wells.

 

[octophone]

The DAILY MAIL has hailed Bristol as a CACOPHONY OF WOKE, and I couldn't be MORE THRILLED

Put that on the "Welcome to Bristol" sign! Just underneath "Ow bist, my luvver?"

 

[Christian]

Too downmarket for a GAIL'S, too upmarket for a Pumpkin. No wonder Iain Dale HATES Tunbridge Wells.

It seems I'm out of touch with the hot new local eating options. I think I'll pop in next time I'm passing by.

GAIL's Bakery Tunbridge Wells | Artisanal Breakfast & Lunch

Join us at GAIL's Bakery Tunbridge Wells, serving sourdough bread, hand-crafted pastries, sandwiches & freshly baked cakes paired with our speciality House Blend coffee.

gails.com

 

[lolly]

Don't Gail's basically try to look like artisanal little independents, rather than a chain? I imagine quite a few people may have one locally without knowing it.

 

[lolly]

I bet there's NARY AN INCH of vinyl seating or formica tables to be had

 

[VoR]

The burning question nobody has yet answered - WHO IS GAIL?

 

[Tisch]

The only time I went in one was when I purposefully saught out something that wasn't the norm to "support local business" and try something "a bit different". Oops.

 

[GNL]

The burning question nobody has yet answered - WHO IS GAIL?

Gregg's sister. She married up and never visits their parents - not even at Christmas

 

[Tetris-Rock]

I've never seen a Gail's in real life. I don't know how Dulwich and Tunbridge Wells (and me) have escaped.

Fairly sure I'VE been to one in Dulwich. It is PRIME Gail's territory.

 

[Lucille]

There’s one in DULWICH VILLAGE!

 

[Lucille]

AND EAST DULWICH.

 

[ButterTart]

Where is Dulwich? It doesn’t sound like a real place.

 

[GNL]

Where is Dulwich? It doesn’t sound like a real place.

Between the two GAIL'S.

 

[Lucille]

It’s the POSH BIT of South London.

 

[Dark Carnival]

More importantly it sounds like a shithole. I’ll probably get sent there for work in no time

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s the POSH BIT of South London.

Oh.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh.

South of the river is a pointless place, even if not technically a shit hole (though I imagine there are still POCKETS OF SHIT)

 

[Lucille]

It’s quite wicked, Thatcher lived there in a NEW-BUILD.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[ButterTart]

Well it sounds quite awful I'm afraid.

 

[Kate]

I went to a beer festival at Dulwich Hamlet FC recently and it was truly the most delightful and WOKE sports ground I have ever seen

 

[Kate]

Wouldn't live there though. NO TUBE FUCK OFF

 

[Christian]

Fairly sure I'VE been to one in Dulwich. It is PRIME Gail's territory.

Given I must have walked past the Tunbridge Wells one dozens of times, I’m fairly sure I wouldn’t have noticed the Dulwich one either

 

[Christian]

Oh yes

GAIL's Bakery Dulwich Village | Artisanal Breakfast & Lunch

Find your favourite baked treats & a perfect cup of specialty coffee at GAIL's Bakery Dulwich Village. Pop by for seasonal, well-sourced food & barista-made drinks.

gails.com

And oh yes again

East Dulwich

We bake fresh, handmade bread, pastries and sandwiches every day, served with our carefully sources house blend specialty coffee and iced drinks.

gails.com

I must go on a tour and visit them all

 

[Sheena]

I quite LIKED Gail’s when I went just after opening at a very leafy and posh part of Surrey but it quickly became HIDEOUS. People were literally queuing round the block.

It reminded me of that brief period that gays liked Patisserie Valerie.

 

[Christian]

Wouldn't live there though. NO TUBE FUCK OFF

Definitely not its best feature.

I do love the little train journey into town though, it’s only 15 minutes to get to the City.

I quite LIKED Gail’s when I went just after opening at a very leafy and posh part of Surrey but it quickly became HIDEOUS. People were literally queuing round the block.

It reminded me of that brief period that gays liked Patisserie Valerie.

i remember back when there were only a few (two?) of them.

The Soho one felt like quite a find back then

 

[Sheena]

Definitely not its best feature.

I do love the little train journey into town though, it’s only 15 minutes to get to the City.


i remember back when there were only a few (two?) of them.

The Soho one felt like quite a find back then

THE PROSECUTION RESTS

 

[Bypass]

I lived in East Dulwich from late 2009 to early 2011. The lack of a tube station was aggravating.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

One potential modelled result of PR

 

[Alex]

Another interesting map:

 

[funky]

Lib Dems FINALLY the opposition!

 

[Alex]

Lib Dems FINALLY the opposition!

 

[Kate]

Love that Jezza still keeps his seat though