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The sad reality is that image will go viral in certain social media circles as proof of our/the UK's brave leader being NOT AFRAID!
It’s pointless work though because they all blame it on COVIDHere for the petrol and food shortages. I hope you girls are all reminding everyone vaguely Brexity "You knew what you were voting for!"
I keep reading gammony comments on Facebook like "there are shortages all over Europe". Cut to me dowsing myself in excess petrol and then wiping myself down with abundant supplies of Monop loo roll.
Don’t forget - ‘No petrol?!!! What a convenient way to get us all into electric cars!’Some of the gammony comments I've seen in regards to the rising gas prices:
"Just PUT ANOTHER JUMPER ON!"
"The focus should be more on not wasting energy instead of complaining about the cost."
"Don't put the heating on and put layers of clothing on instead"
Problem SOLVED guys! As an entire nation let's just sit back (in another jumper), pour our income into large corporations, and ACCEPT whatever shit is slung at us!
Some of the gammony comments I've seen in regards to the rising gas prices:
"Just PUT ANOTHER JUMPER ON!"
"The focus should be more on not wasting energy instead of complaining about the cost."
"Don't put the heating on and put layers of clothing on instead"
Problem SOLVED guys! As an entire nation let's just sit back (in another jumper), pour our income into large corporations, and ACCEPT whatever shit is slung at us!
We should make it into a GAMEYou have to admit there’s something quite exciting about witnessing SOCIETAL COLLAPSE.
Yes to this with photographic evidence.Who can wear the most jumpers?
I've noticed this too! No bottled still or sparkling water for weeksThere's GENUINELY been a CARBONATED WATER shortage in Hackney for at least TWO MONTHS!
I've been reduced to drinking OWN BRAND LEMONADE as a result
I've noticed this too! No bottled still or sparkling water for weeks
Substitute it with pissHOW am I meant to mix a VERMOUTH ROUGE and SODA if there is no SODA available to BUY!
There appears to be no issue with fuel creation at refineries - it is just getting it to forecourts.Are you still low on truck drivers if you only have petrol for half your fleet?
People are getting proper antsy. I'm just wondering what it would take for the gammons to revolt...it must be power cuts. I COULDN'T WATCH TOP GEAR ON DAVE LAST NIGHT! HANG JOHNSON!!!
I hope it's heating that pushes them over the edge because the idea of gammon turning into a cold meat buffet is just a bit too good.
I've noticed this too! No bottled still or sparkling water for weeks