Where is Rihanna?

[Jark]

I refuse to get excited about the greatest song of all time just yet, in case she decided to actually release a lipliner instead.

 

[Pipo]

a lipliner won't chart on the BB Hot 100 hun.

I bet it'll be a feature with some of these new awful trap rap stars or worse, Justin Bieber.

 

[dUbsday Blue]

One of the biggest gossip sites on Insta has had some info that the album is out in 5 weeks

Yes it's the same one as the Gaga pipes

 

[Funk About Things]

Are these the same people who say an Adele single is about to drop every 6 weeks or so....

 

[POP!]

She reportedly shot a new video in NYC this weekend. She was with A$AP Rocky. Could have easily been for a feature, or a perfume, but promising nonetheless.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Apparently it’s for her new bi-monthly box set of CURATED MEATS.

 

[GNL]

Apparently it’s for her new bi-monthly box set of CURATED MEATS.

Fenty Ham

 

[Diddy]

Porks like Rihanna (and the feeling is mutual)

 

[Diddy]

Spam Down

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Under my Mortadella

 

[Alex]

Te Hamo

 

[Ooh Aah… Just An Ellie Bit]

S&M (Sausage & Mash)

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Bitch better have my honey (roasted ham)

 

[Pipo]

Ham Down

 

[Pipo]

Pork (Feat. Drake)

 

[KindaCool]

Look at all these awful puns

PORK DE REPLAY

 

[Jark]

SOS (Save Our Sausages)

 

[GNL]

Disturburger

 

[OutSynk]

Good Cured Gone Bad

 

[KindaCool]

Pork (Feat. Drake)

How does the chorus go again?

 

[EuphoRita]

One for the VEGANS.

Rude Soy.

 

[Funk About Things]

UMBRELLA

oh wait.

 

[Halli]

aparently she's working on a r&b version of Angels in Chains.

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

Love The Way You Fry

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Look at all these awful puns

PORK DE REPLAY

SPAM DE REPLAY

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

TAKE A SOW

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

GAMMON RUDE BOY, BOY

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

aparently she's working on a r&b version of Angels in Chains.

Is her version called Pigs In Blankets?

 

[Phoenix]

Love the Ham you Buy

 

[Phoenix]

We found lard

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Prosciuttop and Drive

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Pork It Up

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Russian Rillette

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Cheers (Drink to Bratwurst)

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Karnacheta King Bed

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Satay

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Casserole It

 

[OutSynk]

Drunk On Lard

 

[OutSynk]

Porc Me Out