Cher - Christmas

[Vicky the Vole]

Wow. Every time you think Cher's days of having hit singles are over she comes back and proves us all wrong!

 

[FetchFugly]

As much as I have enjoyed Cher's lip syncing promo tour it is a shame we didn't get one Cher-Darlene belt off. Darlene can still give it some in her eighties:

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Has nobody noticed she's up to #5 on the album midweeks?

 

[Devil]

Didn’t even see that - very impressive. Single at #22 now with new peaks on Spotify and Apple so should be a very successful week all round.

 

[Voodoo]

Watch Cher on The Royal Variety Performance:

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Jesus, the Royal Variety Performance looks like a hateful affair.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Why does she dance like she's trapped in a box?

 

[Voodoo]

Why does she dance like she's trapped in a box?

She dances better than any other 77 years old woman.

 

[Halli]

Why does she dance like she's trapped in a box?

she's been doing that since Believe She does move around more on tour

 

[cwej]

This is gonna be her biggest hit since The Music’s No Good Without You I think… it also has the potential to be one of those songs that creeps back into the top 75 every single year… imagine!

 

[Christian]

Good for her. Shame I HATE it

 

[cwej]

How can you hate this? It’s three minutes of pure JOY!!

 

[Ooh Aah… Just An Ellie Bit]

I’ve had this bloody song in my head all week.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I love how brazenly unsuitable the lyrics are for a 77 year old woman, yet she manages to absolutely style them out and make it all seem utterly plausible.

DJ play a Christmas song
I wanna get pregnant at the prom

 

[VoRonika]

 

[Devil]

I am loving the very lovely (and incredibly svelte) Kenny C making this song her mission this year

 

[Devil]

Good for her. Shame I HATE it

To FUN for you toots?!

 

[Halli]

How can you hate this? It’s three minutes of pure JOY!!

Cos our Chrissy is now an Ice Queen

 

[GNL]

Weird to see this sang LIVE.

 

[Halli]

Weird to see this sang LIVE.

#promoispromo #buycherversionxoxoxo

 

[GALA]

She gave it the Celine Drove All Night treatment

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

 

[Jark]

the modulation gave me... I don't know

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

‘You got the girl version of my voice’

 

[Slave]

As if there won't be a Cher/Kelly duet version and a deluxe edition of the album this time next year.

 

[Sheena]

As if there won't be a Cher/Kelly duet version and a deluxe edition of the album this time next year.

AND WHY THE FUCK SHOULDN'T THERE BE?

WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT. RINSE ME CHER!

 

[Sheena]

(Not that I've bought the original )

 

[cwej]

I’ve had this bloody song in my head all week.

THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS.

 

[Christian]

THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS.

I thought you loved it?!

 

[Christian]

I’ve had this bloody song in my head all week.

I'm sorry for your pain.

 

[Voodoo]

DJPACS is #20 in the latest UK midweeks.

Keep streaming & downloading, guys.

And don't forget there are no less than 8 wonderful remixes that can be streamed & downloaded, too.

 

[Vicky the Vole]

I've given in and bought the magazine with the CD inside - even though I already have the CD!

 

[cwej]

I thought you loved it?!

Yes! I’m saying she should feel lucky to have it in her head!

 

[Jark]

I somehow missed it when cherry picking through the album but good GOD her version of Santa Baby is the very definition of

the random emphasis on every line she is so unserious!

 

[VoRonika]

Still climbing on Spotify. New peak of 35 today.

 

[Voodoo]

I somehow missed it when cherry picking through the album but good GOD her version of Santa Baby is the very definition of

the random emphasis on every line she is so unserious!

The daughter of Santa Baby's songwriter approves of Cher's take on the song. She appears in the following clip:

 

[Jark]

I BET SHE DOES! I'll be sticking with Kylie

 

[Voodoo]

Kelly has responded to Cher:

 

[Halli]

They should take it to whatsapp after these messages.

 

[Voodoo]

It was a great Q&A. Here is the full thing: