Phil and Holly Moopy opinion poll (1 Viewer)

[floppet]

Moopy you are useless at gossip! Our office has been abuzz this week with suggestions that Phil is very much like his brother with regards to his taste in young lads and that one particular young man will be telling all in a Sunday rag now that Phil's brother has been sentenced.

Obviously the above is just office gossip and I'm no way suggesting there's any truth in any of it whatsoever. I don't want this going the same way as the "Peter Kay's possibly dead" thread.

 

[Nancy]

Something about Jason Donovan.

 

[ButterTart]

Just told all my friends that @floppet swore on Peter Kay's grave that Philip Schofield is a steaming great nonce.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Guys I've just been to see what the HAUS FRAUS have to say, and nary a GEORGIAN CALENDAR IN SIGHT

 

[ButterTart]

Also I really need to know what this calendar thing is all about.

 

[Nancy]

BEL AMI! What is the mystery?

 

[Nancy]

Also I really need to know what this calendar thing is all about.

JASON DONOVAN

 

[ButterTart]

JASON DONOVAN

How does that match up with a calendar? Do they have beef from their Technicolour Dreamcoat days?

 

[Nancy]

July
August
September
October
November

December

J
A
S
O
N

D

 

[COB]

WHAT about Jason Donovan?!

 

[COB]

Did they have an affair? They're both ADULT MEN so who gives a shit.

 

[Zu]

What did it MEAN? Did it MEAN BEANZ??

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SORRY ABOUT THAT

 

[ButterTart]

July
August
September
October
November

December

J
A
S
O
N

D

Oh my God

 

[Nancy]

I feel like I'm trapped in a CHRONIC HYSTERESIS

 

[Madison]

What about Jason fucking Donovan?

 

[TiShh]

The way NO-ONE is reading this thread and coming in with hystronics about the CALENDAR every five minutes

 

[Madison]

This is the worst thread ever.

 

[Ig Komme]

What about fucking Jason Donovan?

 

[Zu]

What about Jason fucking Donovan?

Phil treated him to a Wimpy or some such. Phil likes nothing more than a BENDER IN A BUN

 

[Zu]

This is the worst thread ever.

Spare a thought for those of us who have been trying to make sense of it for the last FIVE HOURS!

 

[Madison]

Can we delete Moopy?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Who is FUCKING JASON DONOVAN?

 

[Zu]

Can we delete Moopy?

COULD WE

 

[Jocasta Clun]

Who is FUCKING JASON DONOVAN?

Darling he used to be in NEIGHBOURS

Better known as JASON FUCKING DONOVAN

 

[Nancy]

Who is FUCKING JASON DONOVAN?

He used to be in Neighbours in the 1980s before launching a pop career.

 

[Zu]

Just popping in to say that there are too many broken hearts in the world so I won’t give up the fight for you

 

[Madison]

Bring back the banning game?

 

[Zu]

12 Too Many Broken Hearts
10 When You Come Back To Me
08 When It’s All Over
07 Hang On To Your Love
06 Too Late To Say Goodbye
05 RSVP
04 Another Night
03 Nothing Can Divide Us
02 You Can Depend On Me
01 Especially For You

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Is he referencing Phil’s penchant for a May-September romance? Not that it still makes any sense.

 

[Nancy]

Is he referencing Phil’s penchant for a May-September romance? Not that it still makes any sense.

Oh MISS FLOOD!

 

[Nancy]

Scrub that, that was May to December.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Zu]

12 No Holly For Miss Quinn
10 Holly Dolly - Dolly Song
08 The Holly and The Ivy

 

[Jocasta Clun]

"TAKE IT FROM ME I'M DOING FINE" said PIP SCHOFIELD REFUSING TO COMMENT on speculation that his takeover from JASON DONOVAN in JOSEPH AND THE TECHNICOLOUR DREAMCOAT included an QUITE UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

 

[ButterTart]

QUITE UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

 

[Eddie]

I'm still none the wiser. How is this meant to have impacted his "friendship" with Holly. Not that I really care, just wondering...

 

[octophone]

"NEVER MIND A DREAMCOAT, HE LEFT ME WITH A TECHNICOLOUR ARSEHOLE" exclusive, only in the Sunday Cunt, just 75p

 

[Zu]

I'm still none the wiser. How is this meant to have impacted his "friendship" with Holly. Not that I really care, just wondering...

I suspect that she has moral objections to his allegedly kerb crawling outside local schools with free Tiffany scarves and tickets for Bros concerts although she must have known for ages so ARREST HER TOO!

 

[octophone]

This is the worst thread ever.

I mean, there's strong competition but unless I find something better to do for the rest of the evening, this will be a definite contender.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

The latest Tattle Life thread is called ‘Any Teen Will Do’

I mean they are awful but also