🌹Britney's Indefinite Work Hiatus: The Instagram Years🌹

[KindaCool]

Pipo, hun, it's giving

 

[GNL]

Wait, what's her 'talent' again?

Selena or Britney?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I don't even really know who Selena Gomez is or what she does, but I expect my ignorance isn't depriving me of anything especially life-enhancing

#teambritney

 

[Ellie]

I don't even really know who Selena Gomez is or what she does, but I expect my ignorance isn't depriving me of anything especially life-enhancing

#teambritney

She’s a very average singer and actor but seems like quite a nice person. Much like Britney. Has got quite lucky in recent couple of years by crossing over to appeal to people over 25 with the highly entertaining Only Murders In The Building series.

 

[KindaCool]

I think she's also got a cooking show.

 

[Pipo]

Let's not pretend Selena Gomez doesn't have an incredible banger (or two, or three) in her bag!

Spoiler

bonus track:

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I don't even really know who Selena Gomez is or what she does, but I expect my ignorance isn't depriving me of anything especially life-enhancing

#teambritney

same and I feel no shame about this ignorance

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I know she went through hell, but the way she comes for other female celebs is beginning to be a bit of a habit. Step away from the social media, girl. It is NOT a good look.

I don’t think we should judge her really, she’s clearly not well.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

same and I feel no shame of this ignorance

I’m sure she sings lovely songs and does her best but who really needs her when we have LOBODA?

 

[POP!]

Clarifying the Selena mess...

 

[Diddy]

That might land a bit better if she wasnt coming for another female singer 6 years after the event

 

[Kala]

I don’t think we should judge her really, she’s clearly not well.

Then she needs to step away from social media.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I think she’s been restricted for LONG ENOUGH so let her say whatever the fuck she wants, even if it could perhaps do with an edit. Nobody’s DYING as a result of it

 

[Pipo]

I think she’s been restricted for LONG ENOUGH so let her say whatever the fuck she wants, even if it could perhaps do with an edit. Nobody’s DYING as a result of it

SELENA GOMEZ DEAD AFTER INSTAGRAM SCANDAL

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I can’t really bring myself to look at Britney’s activities on Insta so can someone advise whether she’s varying the tops these days or is she still wearing that job lot in the same horrific style which was shipped in from Walmart when she was under lock and key? Or is she parading the innards of her gunny rather than wearing clothes?

 

[Peekaboo]

More the latter. Plus trauma-processing but slightly unhinged rants about her family and her predicament.

It's a read.

 

[supermassive]

Personally tuning it out and saving my energy for the heavily ghost written book.

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

I've never read the comments under her Inatagram posts until now. I didn't realise there was so much hatred and vitriol directed towards her.

And most of it is 'How dare you pose like this. You're a mother!'. Eek.

 

[POP!]

The caption

 

[Hak]

Who's in the painting??

 

[KindaCool]

The best part is "I finally said it!!! Shade!!!"

 

[ButterTart]

I don't know what's happening here but why is Britney kicking off at Helen Keller?

 

[Ellie]

Ugh at being vague. If you’re going to say it just say it, or keep it private.

 

[POP!]

Alexa Nikolas (Zoey 101) who came out about Britney screaming at her in a trailer circa 2005 on the set of Zoey 101 said Britney sent her a lengthy apology. Apparently Jamie Lynn (the devil reincarnated) told Britney she was being bullied on the set by Alexa, when it was the other way around. Was quite sweet.

 

[GNL]

The caption

Is this still her one-sided feud with Selena Gomez?

 

[PercyPig]

Britney never forgets to credit the photo providers

Influencers could learn

 

[OutSynk]

...

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m so confused

 

[KindaCool]

Britney and Madonna both need to stay away from social media for a long time. Or at least hire a very resolute manager.

 

[Pipo]

wait a second, so she's cool with her sister nowadays?

 

[Music]

A lot of people seem to be speculating that the recent posts haven’t been her and are likely her husband…

 

[POP!]

A lot of people seem to be speculating that the recent posts haven’t been her and are likely her husband…

Hmm based on what?

 

[Saltwater]

Has she deleted one of the posts about her kids?

 

[Music]

Hmm based on what?

The captions under the posts being different to how they were before, and similarities to how he posts on his own instagram. I mean this is from me just watching some TikTok videos of fans speculating so it could all be bullshit!

 

[dUb]

People on TikTok think she's dead

 

[dUb]

They also think her voice in this video is recorded/not her. It does sound a BIT odd but that’s par for the course for Britney really

 

[GNL]

I think the most simple explanation for those posts is that it was her birthday and she was feeling sad about being estranged from her children and her sister who she used to be really close to. I don't think they're particularly STRANGE or part of some grand conspiracy.

 

[dUb]

BUT WHY did she say she has the flu when he was 'bringing her out to dinner'? And if they DID go to dinner, why were there no paparazzi shots of her whatsoever?????

@GNoëL on Jamie's payroll confirmed

 

[OutSynk]

 

[supermassive]

I think they've had her sectioned.