The United Kingdom: The RISHI RICH Sunak ERA

[C’est la VoR]

She knows she's fucked come the next election anyway. Nothing to lose.

 

[TiShh]

WE GOT ONE

Dear Sir Graham

 

[Phoenix]

Minister of common sense

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

 

[Jack]

To be eligible to be Minister of COMMON SENSE, I think you have to have gone to the School of Hard Knocks and graduated from the University Of Life.

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Ellie]

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[C’est la VoR]

Without wanting to defend Fareham (which is a bit of a dump), that's typical LBC clickbait- entirely biased. Note that every single one of those interviewees was a pensioner. It's not reflective at all of a Fareham town centre on a market day, which is where they are- and trust me, I worked there for 20 years.

Longer version here with a touch more balance. So many EVIL pensioners!

 

[jivafox]

Suella has good vibes?!

These people need serious psychological help!

 

[jivafox]

DP from shock

 

[PercyPig]

6:32. It’s the civil services fault. Wtf.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Longer version here with a touch more balance. So many EVIL pensioners!

I told you it was market day!

 

[octophone]

I had a good laugh at Andrea Jenkyns letter last night. It's a barely coherent rant, absolute 4-wines-down-at-3pm energy. What a fool. I'll be staying up to see her lose her seat in March. It is going to be March, isn't it?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I had a good laugh at Andrea Jenkyns letter last night. It's a barely coherent rant, absolute 4-wines-down-at-3pm energy. What a fool. I'll be staying up to see her lose her seat in March. It is going to be March, isn't it?

Probably October alas.

 

[octophone]

I know, forgive my brief blast of optimism but they are going to hang on until the absolute last. Sunak has allegedly been asked not to go at the same time as the US election due to security concerns over the UK and US being in a potential interregnum at the same time but he's an arrogant little prick and will just do whatever is expedient for his career and his investments.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Oh I doubt it

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

At least this nasty shit has been dumped

 

[KNT]

Oh I doubt it

Considering her VALUES I imagine it would be a DAMNING DOSSIER of pictures of him petting puppies.

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[funky]

Good lord they are all UNHINGED!

 

[ButterTart]

Here’s a wacky idea: instead of passing the job around without giving us any say, CALL A FUCKING ELECTION.

 

[funky]

Here’s a wacky idea: instead of passing the job around without giving us any say, CALL A FUCKING ELECTION.

I thought this was the moderation thread then and got a fright

 

[funky]

Can you imagine if they boot out Rishi and put in Suella?

I really hope the country riots at that point. That simply cannot happen.

 

[lolly]

I dread to think what the nation's riot tipping point is, if we haven't reached it already.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Who’s left that can even give them a shot at WINNING? Penny?

 

[jyxz]

Who’s left that can even give them a shot at WINNING? Penny?

 

[funky]

Honestly putting in an unelected Liz Truss was one thing and Boris (the first time), but I really don’t think I could handle an unelected Suella as PM. It would absolutely send me over the edge. There are so many things wrong with that concept.

 

[C’est la VoR]

I think they're still clinging to the hope of getting Boris back.

 

[ButterTart]

I think they're still clinging to the hope of getting Boris back.

Jesus, imagine how utterly FUCKED they must be if that’s their only hope.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I think they're still clinging to the hope of getting Boris back.

A foreign sec AND a pm from the lord's?

Sure, why not? If you're going to be dire and shit, might as well be a future pub quiz question too

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Bring on Suella- the country WOULD riot at that point.

 

[KNT]

Who’s left that can even give them a shot at WINNING? Penny?

Can a LORD or BARON be leader of the party? Asking for a pigfucker.

 

[Indie]

Just imagine being on a 4th PM since the last election.

The parliamentary Conservative party are so utterly divided it is magnificent.

Fuck another election, let's just have tory infighting for the next millennium. It doesn't get better.

 

[Indie]

As Andy Worhol put it, "in the future, everyone will be leader of the Conservative party for 15 minutes"

I believe I've got a slot next year.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Blue on blue violence gives me an endorphins rush I've not had since I double dropped for the first time.

 

[Ill Advised]

I don’t think she is happy

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Can a LORD or BARON be leader of the party? Asking for a pigfucker.

TECHNICALLY you only need the confidence of the house, you don't need to be an MP or a Lord to be prime minister

 

[C’est la VoR]

They’re the new SUGABABES

Cameron - Siobhan (Did a runner when the going got tough, came crawling back when the cash ran out)
Tezza - Mutya (Big on substance, low on public appeal)
Boris - Keisha (Problematic fan fave)
Rishi - Heidi (Reads as the blandly competent one but it all completely falls apart while they're steering the ship)
Liz - Jade Ewan (An ill-conceived footnote during the dying days)

 

[KNT]

They’re the new SUGABABES

Cameron - Siobhan (Did a runner when the going got tough, came crawling back when the cash ran out)
Tezza - Mutya (Big on substance, low on public appeal)
Boris - Keisha (Problematic fan fave)
Rishi - Heidi (Reads as the blandly competent one but it all completely falls apart while they're steering the ship)
Liz - Jade Ewan (An ill-conceived footnote during the dying days)

We've got Suelle Berrabahman to come yet.